R.I.P. Junk Car

Junk Car, a Hyundai H100, quickly departed from this world on the 17th of November.  A small thud, a puff of grey smoke, and a steamy exhaust pipe was his final contribution to this world as he succumbed to his fate.

JC is survived by Mark and Amanda Essenmacher who knew him as best as an unreliable piece of white trash, Rachel and Jenna who were convinced that all of his wired noises and frequent trips to the ‘car doctor’ excessive and beyond excuse, and Megan who first experienced what gas fumes were from confines of the back seat!  

He modeled his name well and had many dollars invested in him as he aged, but never seemed to return any favors when it came time for a trip, even the shortest of trips to the grocery store. He will forever be remembered as JC and will be remember forever as a car that received, but didn’t give back!

Well JC was not eager to share his religious beliefs with those closest to him it is assumed that he never found peace during his life. I say that because he was always fuming about the past and putting and clanking towards the future.

Rest In Peace JC

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One Response to R.I.P. Junk Car

  1. At least JC will give his all to the next thing in life that he becomes. He will be recycled and used up. Who knows where you will see JC again.

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